Honey, just cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid...... Taken from the Movie Sweet Home Alabama
Yes, yes I know what your thinking, "What the Fuck Dude, You just been placed on probation for violations against your man card for quoting such a chick flick." Alright fellas calm the hell down for minuet and let us put on our thinking caps. Now I believe the main dude in the movie popped off with this when Reese Witherspoon was being a massive bitch to him, acting like he was a complete moron. Now why did I use this to begin with? There is a simple answer, well us gentlemen of the rural areas of the south often have a southern accent. Ladies often hearing this accent automatically deduct thousands of IQ points from us for this offense. Fellas we could hold degrees in Quantum Physics and if you have a southern accent then your still a dumb hick.
The best examples are the ones experienced, I have traveled all over this country, and it amazed me, to find such biases in every corner of the nation. So let use some examples....
1.) Nashville, TN
Me and the guys often go out in Nashville and every time we do I always have some girl laugh at me and ask if I'm really trying to talk to her with that kind of accent. Seriously a Southern Accent is frowned apon in the south? I always get asked "Where are you from?" and "Did you just get released from the Mountains?" Ohhh Really, I did not know Nashville was the center for all the culture in the world you dumb ass fuck and here I thought we had moved more towards getting to know folks before judging.... Seriously WTH is this, I generally try to get to know some one before insulting them on purpose.
2.) Los Angeles, CA
Just do your self a favor do not go there...People sucked, booze was expensive, and well it is in Comiefornia, need I say more? I mean my accent was really run in the ground here. People made it a special point to come by and make fun of my accent.
3.) Fort Worth, TX
Same issues as with Nashville, it seemed if you are not from there then go fuck yourself cause no else will.
4.) Austin, TX
A nice college town more accepting right, lol....Fuck dog you been had if you think so. Also the hipster movement is strong with this one. A poor ol country boy aint got a good chance there I mean hells bells when skinny jean, unwashed, communist, little hipsters are the rage of the town. Good Ol Boys are so up a fucking creek. We are looked at as those that caused every mass genocide in the world. So save yourselves some pains fellas, but if you must visit make sure and do it during football season, so it is a more mix of a crowd in town. Easier times going out and talking to folks.
Ok I will finish this latter for now it is time for bed........
No matter where I go, I can still hear the soft Southern Winds in live Oak Trees; and those Williams boys still mean a lot to me. THANK YOU TENNESSEE! I guess we're all gonna be what where gonna be. So what do you do with good Ol Boys Like Me? Ahh what do you do with Good Ol Boys Like ME?
Yes, yes I know what your thinking, "What the Fuck Dude, You just been placed on probation for violations against your man card for quoting such a chick flick." Alright fellas calm the hell down for minuet and let us put on our thinking caps. Now I believe the main dude in the movie popped off with this when Reese Witherspoon was being a massive bitch to him, acting like he was a complete moron. Now why did I use this to begin with? There is a simple answer, well us gentlemen of the rural areas of the south often have a southern accent. Ladies often hearing this accent automatically deduct thousands of IQ points from us for this offense. Fellas we could hold degrees in Quantum Physics and if you have a southern accent then your still a dumb hick.
The best examples are the ones experienced, I have traveled all over this country, and it amazed me, to find such biases in every corner of the nation. So let use some examples....
1.) Nashville, TN
Me and the guys often go out in Nashville and every time we do I always have some girl laugh at me and ask if I'm really trying to talk to her with that kind of accent. Seriously a Southern Accent is frowned apon in the south? I always get asked "Where are you from?" and "Did you just get released from the Mountains?" Ohhh Really, I did not know Nashville was the center for all the culture in the world you dumb ass fuck and here I thought we had moved more towards getting to know folks before judging.... Seriously WTH is this, I generally try to get to know some one before insulting them on purpose.
2.) Los Angeles, CA
Just do your self a favor do not go there...People sucked, booze was expensive, and well it is in Comiefornia, need I say more? I mean my accent was really run in the ground here. People made it a special point to come by and make fun of my accent.
3.) Fort Worth, TX
Same issues as with Nashville, it seemed if you are not from there then go fuck yourself cause no else will.
4.) Austin, TX
A nice college town more accepting right, lol....Fuck dog you been had if you think so. Also the hipster movement is strong with this one. A poor ol country boy aint got a good chance there I mean hells bells when skinny jean, unwashed, communist, little hipsters are the rage of the town. Good Ol Boys are so up a fucking creek. We are looked at as those that caused every mass genocide in the world. So save yourselves some pains fellas, but if you must visit make sure and do it during football season, so it is a more mix of a crowd in town. Easier times going out and talking to folks.
Ok I will finish this latter for now it is time for bed........
No matter where I go, I can still hear the soft Southern Winds in live Oak Trees; and those Williams boys still mean a lot to me. THANK YOU TENNESSEE! I guess we're all gonna be what where gonna be. So what do you do with good Ol Boys Like Me? Ahh what do you do with Good Ol Boys Like ME?
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